The Jokes on You Internet Consultant Vero Beach
It been a long day and as always, the things I actually worked on are different than the things I had planned to work on. Same old same old. So I’m thinking how about a little humor to close out the day. How about a little humor about Internet Consultants? How about I write an original joke about Internet Consultants? How about I write a joke about Internet Consultants on my blog and optimize it? How about I have a little fun and get a chance to leverage the term “Internet Consultant Vero Beach” where I am currently #2 in the rankings against my arch rival? Yes, Yes, I WILL do this.
Internet Consultant Vero Beach Original Joke
If you asked an Internet Consultant Vero Beach how many people it would take to change a light bulb what would he or she say? Two to get the light bulb and a ladder and 25 Internet Consultants Vero Beach to examine the analytics to see if the light bulb change is justified in the traffic and conversion data. It’s important to know how many people are using the light bulb.
I never said the joke would be funny I said it would have content that would help my ranking on one specific term. While I’m at it why not add a link to a blog with some truly funny Internet Consultant jokes just to help my ranking along a little more.
Next I’ll add some tags, keywords, title and description to complete the process.
For those of you who are wondering what in the world we are talking about when we start speaking our foreign language this is part of what we are talking about. We offer people a service that in effect, does on your website, what I just did in this blog post. And that is:
- I picked a keyword I want a number one ranking for
- I wrote a headline that contains the keyword (H1)
- I wrote two blocks of copy each with a headline (H2)
- The copy has my keyword surrounded by related content copy
- I created two links to other places on the Internet. A) My website consulting page. B) A blog written by someone else that has funny Internet Consultant (there I go again) jokes.
- I put my keyword phrase in bold. Some people think Google likes this.
- I created a link to my contact us page
- Finally I’ll add the tags, keywords, title and description to my meta data
- Next I will syndicate this blog post telling the world I wrote it using Twitter, Facebook, linked in and several other websites
What you see above is a very rough representation of on page search engine optimization. There is a lot more to this craft than I have shown here but basically this is what an Internet Consultant Vero Beach would do to help you beat your arch rivals in search rankings. It’s really not as easy as it seems so you should let your Internet Consultant Vero Beach help you. Contact us (sorry I can help it) and we’ll help YOU.
Final note, the keyword density in this piece may be too great. Google likes just the right amount of keyword to content and I may have over done it just a bit to make my point. See, I told you it was tricky.